Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?