What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?