What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do two skunks argue?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
When is a baseball player like a thief?