What do you call the successful dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a forklift?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?