Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How was the wedding?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?