Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?