What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do chips wear socks?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the window need an aspirin?