Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?