How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.