Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where are average things manufactured?