Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are frogs always happy?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?