Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do snowmen go to dance?