What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do plants hate algebra?