What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call hiking college students?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What fish loves to play in a band?