Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
It's Crowded!
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What vehicles are in the best shape?