What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?