What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
