What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?