What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
May flour.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Families are like fudge.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?