Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which is the worst season?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
