What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the dog so popular?