What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?