What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?