What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
Where does breakfast live?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
We had a discussion about roses.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?