What was Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What country has the most fish?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?