What was Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?