What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is summer always sad?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?