What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why is sand so optimistic?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?