What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do nosey peppers do?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?