What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do birds serve on Halloween?