Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of bird can write?