What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the hostess name her daughter?