What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?