What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
When does a horse talk?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do fleas travel?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do mermaids see movies?