What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?