Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?