We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a henway?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?