We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?