Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a forklift?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the dog so popular?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?