Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What's the most masculine animal?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a horse's favorite car?