What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are books always so angry?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?