How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?