What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?