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What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?