What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which subject has two parts?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call an artistic dog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?