What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What shape has a knighthood?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?