What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bee sad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of books do boats write?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?