Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the most determined bird?