What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What is a table you can eat?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do eggs end a TV show?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?