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What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
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What do you call a lemon that cleans things?