What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the richest basketball team?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?