What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do T-Rexes shop?