What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What bird is always sad?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?