What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What animal loves Indian food?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"