How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How was the wedding?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?