How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's the politest month?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?