Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call octopus twins?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?