Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do cows always skip gym class?