What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?