What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?