What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which fly makes films?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do little monsters call their mother?