What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What famous scientist will try anything?