What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did electricity win the race?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did summer say to spring?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the confused bee say?