What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you arrest a pig?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What makes music in your hair?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?